A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
A pair of legs.
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
A firm grip on the back of her head.
The Devil has standards.
None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
She answered the iron.
The telephone rang while she was ironing.
An ironing board.
