What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

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What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.