What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu