An alarm, you pervert!
Men always like intellectual company
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
To watch Dablooney Toons!
Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!
He couldn't pull out of the chicken
Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
