What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.