What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!