What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file