What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files