when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Asworstos.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Harrelson's woodie.
Get married on his birthday.
Someone who is out-standing in his field!
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
Because love means nothing to them.
ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle
Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
The baby can't carry the mother.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
He made a Freudian slip
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
A Freudian slip
A Freudian slip.
