when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
a duck
Me: Let's not rush things, OK
He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
Spitting swallowing and gargling.
A fart with a lump in it
Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
The last one out is meant to get the Wights
It's not my fault I'm blind.
So you can read their lips.
Look Ma, no hands!"
Dual air bags.
He had a Freudian slip.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
He made a Freudian slip
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
