when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
It's rear end!
I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh
As Mandy Moore times as I want to.
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Jogging home from your vasectomy.
A man outstanding in his field.
In a casino, you really mean it.
Jail break.
His hands were tied.
A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
Because he's a little prick!
My mother-in-law.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
A Freudian Sleep.
It was a Freudian slip
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
