What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.