What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

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What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus