What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry