Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What do you call a Muslim with a kebab?

A kaBOMB...*hah*

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned