Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

What do you call a boring Muslim?

Abdull.

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb