What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"