What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.