How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Cpr Jokes More Cpr Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again