What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks