What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one