What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"