What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks