Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.