What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood