What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.