What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......