What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

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What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.