Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat