What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.