Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!