Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"