What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer