How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.