How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.