What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What did one amputee say to the other?

I'm as stumped as you are!

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!