What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt