Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

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Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

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Thor

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What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out