Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"