Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it