How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.