How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

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Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.