Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Captain Kirk Jokes More Captain Kirk Jokes

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Kirk Jokes More Kirk Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What's a star trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk