Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

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What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

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Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

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Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.