Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What's a star trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk