How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

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What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.