What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.