Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Why are gold fish orange ?

The water makes them rusty !

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.