What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

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What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.