What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

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What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.