What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

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What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!