What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

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Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.