What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

School Jokes More School Jokes

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.