What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.