What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3