Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.