Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit ?

you neek up on it.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.