What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Red Head Jokes More Red Head Jokes

What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

What do you call it when a red head gets a tooth infection?

Gingervitus.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

What's brown, red, black and blue?

A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.