What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

Why aren't "Blonde jokes" funny?

Cause they're stupid.

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

Red Head Jokes More Red Head Jokes

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?

A mental block!

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.