She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
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Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport
He heils a taxi!
He had a plane to catch.
It is an airport.
Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.
So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.
The airport is Snowden
Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
For a free cavity search.
he was on a watch list...
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Terminal illness
because it provides cavity protection
IN PLANE SIGHT!
Take me to the airport.
It had a terminal illness.
To the airport please
We need to give you a cavity search
Because he was Snowden...
Because its a band substance
The planes kept Stalin.
The planes were stalin.
He forgot to pack his trunk.
Because he planned to blow up a plane.
Edward Snowed In
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Take the stairs.
Terminal velocity.
Pitch for every airport
She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Because they, like, can't even deal.
Mick e-mouse.
To cover up their Ariel-as.
Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
A trans pacific partner ship.
Tennish.
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