What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.

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What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade