What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.

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Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!