Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball