What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.