What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!