What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!