What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!