What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.