Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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