What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.