What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.