What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

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What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!