Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.