Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
An American
A Douche
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
A: Because 36 would be too many.
Secretary: My lawyer.
Ape-ril and Bananuary
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
Because 10 11 12.
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section
Meringue-harangue