Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue