Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
They're both only three fifths of a person
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Their kids would be too lazy to steal.
Pasta la vista, baby."
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
It said 2 to 4 years on the box.
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
a fungimentalist
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
Because 0 1 2
A: They stop delivering.
Neither deliver on Sundays.