What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM