What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

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What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ?

Apollogize !