What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)