What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

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Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What do you call a lesbian platypus?

A lickalotapus