What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

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What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

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They Planet.

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.