What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.